Quotes 10

A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.

Quotes 9

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

Quotes 8

A good friend bails you out of jail. A better friend is sitting besides you sayig "Dang! We screwed up!"

Quotes 7

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

Quotes 6

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Quotes 5

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Quotes 4

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.